I was tagged by to do Dingo so HERE WE GOOOOO-
1. What is your real name, what does it mean, and what is your nickname?
"My name is just Dingo. I used to have a longer name, back when my designer was in that 'emo/goth' stage. I don't remember what it was exactly but I remember my last name being 'Talon' like the claws. My nickname is "get away from me dumbass" "
2. How old are you?
"If you're not talking about the age of each of my parts, 19."
3. What's your favorite food?
"Poptarts- I have a thing for disgustingly sweet, sugar treats."
4. How about your favorite drink?
"I really like that one bright green drink, what's it called? Mountain Doom? Mountdamn Doo? something like that. I drank 4 of them in one day and the next thing I remember was waking up in a dumpster with a bag of cheeseburgers and a rope with a bag of money attached at the end tied to my foot."
5. Who's your lover?
"I don't really have one. Unless you count my body pillow... you didn't hear that."
6. Have you kissed anyone?
"Do pictures of celebrities I like count?"
7. Who was your childhood sweetheart?
"Barney the Dinosaur. Fucker was hot."
8. Who's your favorite author?
"That one guy that wrote the book about the frankenwhatever."
9. What's your biggest fear?
"I really, really, REALLY don't like Clowns. They give me dem heebee-jeebees."
10. Do you have any siblings?
"I have a little sister who was hatched from an egg in an incubator we had in the kitchen. I thought it was a hardboiled egg and tried to eat it one time."
11. Who's your hero?
"There's this guy from a video game I really like- He's like super snarky and a complete asshole. He freakin' wears a mask of his own face! HIS OWN FACE YOU GUYS!!"
12. And your worst enemy?
13. What about your best friend?
"There's this pink and blue thing who likes to follow me around a lot. She just squeaks when I tell her to buzz off...she won't go home."
14. What would you do if you met your creator?
"I have met her, her room's a mess and she has bad taste in music."
15. What do you want to be when you grow up?
"A Mashed Potato- what the hell kind of question is that?"
16. What's your worst nightmare?
"People seeing my zipper and thinking I'm a walking, talking coin-purse."
17. What's your lifelong dream?
"I wanna be pampered like Paris Hilton's chihuahua."
18. And what would you do if it came true?
"I'd wipe my as with 100 dollar bills. No I mean not a 100 dollar bill I mean literally one-hundred ONE dollar bills."
19. Where do you like to relax?
"My creator's bed is always fun to ruin with my spikes and claws."
20. What do you do most of the time?
"I like to chew on dog biscuits and watch trashy television. Mostly Pawn Stars and Mystery Diners."
I tag for his character!
- Listening to: Borderlands - Mad Moxxi Theme
- Playing: Overwatch
- Drinking: CokeCola